Free Almighty Randall Thymes
“First they came for Randall Thymes, will you speak out? “
– Obama
Randall Thymes: An American Hero
Randall Thymes is a beloved member of his community and a respected business man. Here’s what those closest to him have to say about his arrest.
Billy Pollard – 7/11 Cashier
“He always buys a pack of Backwoods and some Black & Milds”
James Washington – Plummbcorp Employee
“He definitely did that shit”
Maria Winslow – Mr. Thymes’ Secretary
“On his days off, if he’s not smoking he likes to get his dick sucked”
BloodMoneySamuel
“They really got him”
Mark Fuhrman – Arresting Officer
“Too many fine bitches out here, I’m gonna kill myself”
Phassakorn Saetang – No. 1 Businessman in all of Asia
“Naughty naughty. Naughty naughty. Very naughty Randall.”
Randall Thymes Jr.
“I try not to make daddy mad because then bad things happen.”
“That pussy got me screaming, crying, pissing, shitting, shooting rope”
Dracula
The Enemy
#NotMyCEO
This is the face of evil incarnate. If left unchecked, Phassakorn Saetang will bring about Armageddon and life as we know it will cease to exist.
Under Phassakorn Saetang PLUMMCORP AUDIOVISUAL (PCAV) stock is falling like senior citizens without life alert